So Rested He By The Tumtum Tree...

And Stood Awhile In Thought

floozys:

a thrilling story of hope, heartache and success 

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2srooky:

abunchofgrapes:

2srooky:

whyamisospooky:

you’re such a b**** (bagel)

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why is ewan mcgregor saying that in front of a waterfall

Why not.

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thefrogman:

iguanamouth:

WHERE are they getting this stuff !!

By Lauren [tumblr]

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bryanchoppertagteam:

magicalmanhattanproject:

if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties

Ladies real talk

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tastefullyoffensive:

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stability:

Perks of living in Amish country: tweets like this

stability:

Perks of living in Amish country: tweets like this

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“I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?”

—   Daniel Radcliffe (via hankgreensmoustache)

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